You know it is faire season when...

[Stolenhalo6]

...you get new tan lines in interesting places.

(Please feel free to contribute. I bet some of you ladies and gents have some tid bits to make us all chuckle.)

[Rowen]

The upholstery (and sometimes dashboard) of your car sparkles like a Twilight vampire, thanks to the 'fairy dust' sprinkled on your bodice line.

[Lady Hefron]

...You hear questions from yourself and your friends like "Does I really need another skirt or are twelve enough?" and "Does anyone know where to find black cotton cord for a bodice lacing?" and "Can I really get away with three chemises and two shirts or do I need more?".

[PixieStyx]

..."Does I really need another skirt or are twelve enough?" ... and "Can I really get away with three chemises and two shirts or do I need more?".

I've gone to faires for a few years but just joined the ranks here. I think I can answer these questions with a smackerel of confidence:

NO!!! You can NEVER have enough and you'll ALWAYS need more. More chemises, more bodices, more skirts, more hats, gloves, bloomers, and more more more stripey socks!!!

The day my dress-up box is full is the day I get another dress-up box!

[Drea Beth]

You know it's faire season when... you stash your change in your cleavage and then realize that you're in the cafeteria at work and that's why the cashier is looking at you strangely!

[Emmaline Love]

You know it's faire season when... you stash your change in your cleavage and then realize that you're in the cafeteria at work and that's why the cashier is looking at you strangely!

Not to mention fishing it back out again...

[Helene]

when it takes you a few days to lose your "faire" accent!!!! lol

[BryanPopp]

When you greet your co-workers by grasping their forearm instead of shaking their hand.

[Selena]

Your ID, money, credit cards and misc things remain in your pouch instead of your regular purse or wallet.

[GoodyTombShoes]

When you're looking at the peasant blouses at KMart and thinking that it would make a nice chemise.
When your feet have a permanent shoelace tanline from your ghillies.
When people call you your faire name and you respond, no thought required.