Wife wanted to cuddle; hubby wanted to watch sports

[loril13]

I thought my friend was making up a wierd story when she told me this, I had to go find it myself. I am just speechless.

Wife wanted to cuddle; hubby wanted to watch sports
http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/news/story?id=2124333

PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.

Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had.

"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."

Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment.

He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed.

Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."

[Buxom Wench]

he's a bad bad man

[Galleywench]

[quote=: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."[/quote]

I figure he is right. What a waste of carbon.

[Kylee]

What the....

0.o

[Alchemist23]

Okay, thats about the worst thing I have read in a while. Thanks for cheering me up right before bed...

Man, that just sucks.

[Jessa]

Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."

Good! At least everyone is in agreence on that point.

What makes this situation even more lousy is that, depending on the state, he may not have to option to wave his appeals. Some states have a number of *mandatory* appeals that one must go through before being executed. A friend of mine who works in a law firm actually likes this. He says that nothing could be worse than requiring a person to spend that much time with their lawyer. Personally, I wish we didn't have to waste so many taxpayer dollars in feeding, sheltering and trying the scumbag.

[AshleyTheWench]

What the hell? Well atleast the dumb f**k realizes he deserves to die. Though I'd rather it be my inmates the wasting our tax dollars on flipping the switch on his ass personally

[Elsbeth McCoughllie]

ergh..............................

[daBaroness]

What a lucky guy - he can now have both - he can watch sports on the prison television while being cuddled by some guy nicknamed Spike, Killer, Dr. Demento or Bubba. Hope he enjoys the afterglow!

(Fargin' Neanderthal!)