Redhead Jokes
(Something other than Blonde jokes)
Three roommates: a blonde, brunette, and redhead all go out on dates one night.
When they get back in the blonde says, "you know you've been on a good date when
your make-up is all smearred!" The brunette says, "no, no you know you've been
on a good date when you come home and your hair is all messed up." The redhead
doesn't say anything she just reaches up under her skirt, pulls off her panties,
and throws them against the wall, where they stick, and says, "NOW THAT'S A GOOD
DATE!!"
Q. What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
A. You can negotiate with a terrorrist.
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a redhead with
three small children running around at her feet.
He said, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"
She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."
"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"
"We use it for sex."
The researcher was a little taken aback.
He said, "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle
chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use
it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can
you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?"
The redhead said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on
the door knob and it keeps the kids out."
How do you know when your redheaded wife is no longer mad at you?
She stops washing your clothes in the toilet
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